Tuesday, October 4, 2005

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unhappy birthday! Answering


HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH YOU

YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday to

ago a couple of years at this time I feel bad, why do wrong?, whether it should-to be the di-a happier year, where all salute you, celebrate and express how much I want you, but I do not really feel well ...
remember two years ago, I was doing my therapy, psychoanalysis and had the 3rd of October, I remember coming to my house at night, all mobilized, eager to mourn, no one wanted, to greet me and me bed before 12, Apagua © my phone and said I was going to bed, not want-to wake me, I slept © and began to mourn, Why do © crying?, sà © do not even I wonder, can be an endless number of things, maybe s why he was in therapy and my therapist had Ensa ± ado me, that does not really believe it, maybe I sat down to old, just turned-on 24, although I do not get old at this age, maybe s that at that age my dad and Tena-to his profession, was married and I had already, at birth, in other words, and Tena-to settled life , however I have not.
As long as you s I write this, I received four telephone call-mails, my sister, two ta-as and grandmother, last night the first thing I called was my partner Mr. B, then greeted me ³ my mom, my dad and my other two sisters, excluding messages to my cell phone web ©, postcards to my e-mails last night before 12 my msn, (I tripped © before 12, because no support, as many greetings), post in my fotolog, etc. etc. etc ... and I think this will continue throughout the decade-a, Â Â uffff, if they knew how I feel!, they all give thanks for the respective call, remember and say hello, I feigned a smile on my face
treatment of à simulate my state minimum.
If it were more, "all this will disappear-a decade-ay-a will not to maa ± ana and clear-a calendar of the first four decade-as of October, only to maa ± ana © be © Well, that happened to me before, I will not worry anyone, but me being the birthday load ± os.
± os I have 26 year .....
am no longer a child ± o
I have to take charge of my life
be independent
Autonomous ³ nomo
responsibilities
have a job
form a "home"
try to be happy
detach myself from my family
cut the cord
fend for myself I have
fear ....

  DO NOT WANT TO GROW!

Saturday, October 1, 2005

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