2010 Fax Confidentiality Statement

ANSWERING THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL:

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If you are obsessive-compulsive disorder, repeatedly press the number 1.

If you are co-dependent, Ask them to someone to press no. 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, know what you do and know what they want, so you wait in line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 Telà © phone giant the color that you (and only what you) go to your right.

If you are schizophrenic © mail, listen carefully and a small ± a voice will tell you which number to press

If you are depressed, no matter which number no one will check out of his unfortunate situation ³ n.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and speak aloud your name, address, material © phones, CÃ © dula, when N ites, marital status and the maiden name of his mother.

If you suffer from indecision ³ n, let © s message after the beep ... or before or after the tone ... tone ... © s or during the tone. In any case wait for the tone.

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If you have self-esteem low, please hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk n s more important than you.

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